The first story, I ever heard about Alistair, was the school bus trip, when on the return trip, they hit a cat, Alistair gets out and sees the cat twitching on the side if the road. He feels he should put the cat out of its misery so clatters it with a spanner, only to discover this poor cat was just having a snooze at the side of the road, Fraz tells it way better than that.